Valentine’s Day: I woke my little girl up with the question, “Who is your Valentine?” Having prompted her days in advance that I might be her Valentine, I assumed that she would sweetly say “you are mommy!”
Her response was amusing , and to a parent who blushes when her child says “Oh my God,” -shocking. She held up her middle finger- that’s right -the f**k you finger. Shocked, but wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt, I asked “what do you mean sweetheart?”
Her logic- after being translated: that her middle finger was where her Valentine’s Day ring was last night- and that was a Valentine. The Valentine sat on her middle finger.
Nothing short of genius! Oh, the logic of children!