The ring under investigation of wrongdoing

Valentine’s Day:  I woke my little girl up with the question, “Who is your Valentine?”  Having prompted her days in advance that I might be her Valentine, I assumed that she would sweetly say “you are mommy!”

Her response was amusing , and to a parent who blushes when her child says “Oh my God,” -shocking. She held up her middle finger- that’s right -the f**k you finger.  Shocked, but wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt, I asked “what do you mean sweetheart?”

Her logic- after being translated: that her middle finger was where her Valentine’s Day ring was last night- and that was a Valentine.  The Valentine sat on her middle finger.

Nothing  short of genius! Oh, the logic of children!